AS HARD AA YOU CAN

AS HARD AS YOU CAN

“I want you to hit me
as hard as you can”.
       Tyler Durden “Fight Club”

signed a contract
with the Devil
ratified
   in ink
signed in blood

this done gaily,
performed without reservation,
having entered into
so many contracts
with felines previously,
exacting dotted
line documents
selling
   my soul
to a cat

worst of all mammals
and yet how we
worship them

knew
   the Devil
would cheat me
           worse than any bank
or as
bad
   if not better

in terms of which
I did hereby agree
to kill
    countless fellow humans,
consent
   to destroy the world

or
stoop even lower
in terms of malign
sexual practices

you
     know how bad they be
measuring the evil
in terms
of the pleasure

and what,
    amongst these juicy crimes,
could
   be wrong with that?