TO THE CONTRARY
Hell is overcrowded
full of paupers
who never
made the grade
on the other hand, Heaven
is a place offering
great returns on investment
a glorious theme park
with no
end to the rides
the former great lords
of our sad planet
happy
to find themselves
drafted onto the board
joyous to
assist in
the governance
and who
dare
challenge this, gainsay
their credentials?
at
the very last poll
an overwhelming majority
did swear they
deserved this
had
earned all their glory
even if it were
a trifle underpowered
a tad overcooked.