BY NAME
Ah, water moccasin
what an ugly smelly
snake
you are
other pit vipers
think you
an embarrassment
feel
species shame
but rattler, bushmaster,
puff adder and copperhead
you kill them
stone dead with
the beauty
and truth of your name.
BY NAME
Ah, water moccasin
what an ugly smelly
snake
you are
other pit vipers
think you
an embarrassment
feel
species shame
but rattler, bushmaster,
puff adder and copperhead
you kill them
stone dead with
the beauty
and truth of your name.
FISH SWAM
fish swam
for enthusiasm
though tiddler
to a Megalodon
ate one human
breezed rather playful
past
another
part of the regular
carcharodon
learning curve
(who would have thought
the white pointer
so agree
with Aristotle)
EDWARD
if you did write those plays
how wrenching for you
to have instantly disowned them
with the final word.on the page
and what words!
what words!
our best algorithms prove
them yours statistically
one by one
the pieces are found
and
begin to fit
together
and suddenly, quietly
we have
our mirror
plays lost to the man
man lost to the plays
SIX
sometimes
simplicity rules
so much practice until
instilled
becomes
embodied in
perfect delivery
and, talking of perfect,
in your hands
a dossier of
perfect plays
grandmaster chess puzzles
fail to
rival
in their brilliant complexity
but here
we have comedy
see epic antagonists
convulsed with laughter
suddenly the script has the
texture of absurd theatre
longer
than waiting for Godot
waiting for
Super Bowl six
BLUE STAR
blue star
my blue star
keep
shining
when I am gone
keep shining
charm the sleeping world
with memories, stories
of he who
sang such songs
for his lost
Eurydice
that
the rocks, the trees
awoke from their slumber
to share
the beauty of
this sadness
blue star
my blue star
keep shining
help me remember
before I go
why
I am here
EVENTUALLY
We eventually
invited you
to our party
felt
we had to
eventually
and lo
and behold:
eventually
you came: pitched up
in the last of
your great ships, now
an
old just bucket
barely held together
in need
of patching
patching holes pretty much
the theme of the day
theme
of the new
decade
hopefully into the next
century
saw you
at the party behaving
pretty much, well almost,
like homo sapiens
was not
always so
state of the ship such
a revelation
Oh
how we partied
sight
for sore eyes.
We invited you to our party.
You came, eventually.
Truth be told, though you
may well choose not to believe us
we always
kept your seat
at the table,
take your right place
WON
we came for the big game
met on the intersection
of Meridian and
Equator
we sat for the battle
you
waited in awe
they remained standard
first,
before a piece touched
they insisted on rule changes
make the game more equitable
in other words
their game more powerful
bishops
and knights
should be made invulnerable
echoing their
feudal
reputation
(“especially the white squared one”:
someone chirping
from the corner)
and then
it had to go, whole en passant rule
as unnecessary compromising
defences
and when
Kings castle on the back rank
strength of rook
alongside be
doubled from
five to
ten
to echo their supreme
nuclear strength
we came for the game
whole world watching
what
a shock it was
the day we won
1. Has to come to making winning it his ultimate goal: giving up the fantasy of being the ultimate playcalling genius. Getting his priorities straight mesns getting himself straight and psychologically balanced. You cannot say thst you wsnt to win the thing and then blow?leads and self-sabotage to ensure you don’t. Tje patterm is clear: KS must be a divided self and part oc him, the self-sabotaging part absolutely doesn’t wan’t the other half of this divided self to go and win it — for whatever reason (and therapy is wgere you go to find out what is going on, and cut a long story short, confront, negoti6arw with and integrate your shadow. This achieved, we are ready to go.
2. Ready to go: realize and in so dping transform your core philosophy about foorball: it is not an abstracf game like chess, it is all about match-ups and person-centred tactics and strategies. The Chiefs are a bad match up for the 49ers. The 49ers must become a bad match up for them. In chess every piece of the same type has the same powers. The queen is the equivalent to the quarterback. And so, a great quarterback is like the queen in a chessmatch being moved by Kasparov. But in a sense here though a Kasparov queen may make moves like Mahomes, the analogy is a bad one for football: viewed the other way round Mahomes is liks a chess queen commanded by Kasparov, he is not like a chess queen commanded by Andy Reid or Kyle Shanahan or any heas coach you might like to consider. Mahomes is the basis of the comparison. A queen commanded by Kyle Shanahan in chess may not excite possible comparisons with any quarterback at all. Mahomes is not Andy Reid’s queen he is his own Gary Kasparov-style queen, able to pull of the exceptional. I don’t Kyle Shanahan haz realized this, he needs to do so. He sees the head coach as the Kasparov and the quarterback as just a quarterback, just a wooden piece on the board. Obviously this is a huge exaggeration, but there is some truth in this. Sadly, the truth is at a deep level. You can’t view a foitball field a chess board because of the human factor and all sorts of important factors and contexts. Every player in a particular position is different with different strengths and weaknesses — which have to be factored in amf takem account of. To say that there is so much time left and the odds are stacked against any quarterback making them to win ths game only makes sense when tgibkinv of the average, where you are not facing someone like Mahomes who can score points at willl when it is absolutely essential to do so. And this is something that is empirically proven: he has done it to the 49ers on a regular basis, if this is known and it is, by everybody, if should be factored in. Lastly, to point of the obvious, there is no overtime in chess. Imagine playing in a chess tournamemt when you move a pawn forward two squares from the second rank moving one of their pawns that is level and adjacenf to yours after this move (on their fifth rank, adjacent file) taking yours off the board and positioning their piece on your third rank ( theit sixth ) right behind the piece they removed and you squeal out “what the Hell waa that?” only for the opponent and officials to realize you have no idea abput the existence of en passant. And some of the players in the roon laughimg incredulously when they suss out what is going on. Just like the Chiefs players werw laughing at the Niners when they realized they had no idea about the recent change in the playoff overtime rules.
This brings me to 3. Preparation and preparedness. These were shown to be horribly lacking and why would be surprised to find that this mess up translated into a surefire defeat. On the Grant Cohn You Tube Video feature his co-host, the Coach, said it beautifully: the fact that players and staff on the Niners side had no idea what was actually going on, rendered them “dead men walking”. Wickedly, in dawned on the two of them that a situation might have emerged in overtime whete the Niners believed that they had won the game and started celebrating crazily, only to be reminded of the rules and that a Niner victory was not the case: leaving the millions watching confused and astonished, and creating an incident so deeply embarrassing for everybody connected with the franchise that it might never ever have been lived down.
What needs to be done is to work on plays that don’t just look good on paper, are like sweet chess moves making perfect mathematical sense, but work to defeat specific styles of play connected with specific opponents, more specifically those that have our number, and more specifically of all: Mahomes, Reid and the Kansas City Chiefs. We should devise tactics and strategies designed with them in mimd. It is pretty nuch receivec opinion thaf one of tge greatest tactical and strategic military victories in the whole of history happening very much against the odds, was achieved by Hannibsl against a much larger Roman army, which he was able to encircle and destroy. But he was able to do this because to him the Romans were an open book, they had conquered nuch of the world via their military strengths, but now Hannibal realized he had to risk everything to have any hopr of victory, let alome annihilating their entire army, and he would dupe them into a trap by using their strengths against them in a kind of jujitsu. He new stolid conservative tactics would have been disastrous: as disastrous for Carthage as they have been for the Niners in two Super Bowls and a number of Conference title games.
When you think about it carefully it seems cobtrary to the whole idea of an offensibe gameplan and offensive mindedness to go conservative. Conservatism can easily be the opposite of effective and thought- through. What we need for and from Kyle Shanahan is for him to become more not less innovative and offensive genius minded as the games get more important, the key moments emerge in these games and the stakes get higher. The truth of the Niners critical losses at the highest level are both that they failed to stop the other teams from scoring and they stopped scoring themselves. It’s the great adage that defence wins championships, but maybe not so easily when offences find themselves in a hole unable to put points on the board.
PLAAS ROMAN (farm poem)
crossing the farmyard
to my domicile
trod on something in the long grass
perfectly camouflaged
looking
for all the world
like a stick
which
of course it was
my penchant for attracting
disaster wrong this instance
not the ambush predator
viper with potent haemotoxic
venom we
both assumed it to be
nor
Cape Cobra (here in
South Africa we have
the prettiest cobra)
nor Boomslang, nor Rinkhals
nor that speed freak elapid of
supreme flowimg motion
olive-gray in colour
hero of
Tarantino’s Kill Bill
but with
silky pitch-black mouth
and me
child of 53, making me
in Chinese
terms
a fellow of that brethren
slow and quiet until called upon
then red-hot writhing, razor
sharp wire
sign of the
creature closest to the
Earth (as I am now) and
thus
with such gravitas
noodle with
nuclear chemistry, one
drop
never instil
thought here on the farm
might
get away from him
hide from the god of life-
energy where
there is
no much
life energy
everywhere I look
plants sacred
to you
and the way you crushed me,
destroyed me
injected me with tragic
beginning to fear
I might be sacred to you too
never to evade you
ever
escape your clutches
as my last days run out
and I can
no longer walk your wild
or love
your women, the ones
you singled out
chose for me perfectly
dreaming of our resurrection
wondering what
you
will tell me, what
you will ask me
man to god
(schemed as a
dithyramb)
about the shared pain and ecstasy torture and beauty
of this life
(forever fall
forever rise)
SYSTEM
and now I find
and now I find
gymnast and
syntagm
are so intimate
anagrams
of each other
spooky action
at linguistic distance
but what do I know
of such unique connection
all my lovers
ghostly, some
actual ghosts
the dust of all
that was desire questioning
my stridence
gives the idea
puts me on notice
that it is
all simulation
and when you undress before me
in name only
getting the sweet syntax
up and running
see what you are up to here
Mr Shakespeare or
Earl
of Oxford
whatever you wish to go by
privately call yourself
spilling from Juliet’s lips
the philosopical truth of
a true rose
even if
a thousand years of cynicism
scepticism stands in its way
when you
go inexplicable mystery
and wrap yourself around me
making us (yes, channeling you
Professor Noam Chomsky)
branches, leaves
upon the same tree
graft taking
we can grow now together
happy
(who would not be) though
this all
feels pre-planned: our
perfect simulation