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Author Archives: Damian Garside
SCREEN
SCREEN
Need to get
with our twelve-
step program
say no to
lassitude, polysemy
and poetry
soon you will wake
from high-definition dream
to high-definition reality
will be like watching
every channel through
the clearest
of all screens.
GARNISH
GARNISH
I have eaten crocodile
which means, in the grand
scheme of things
I am
one up on you
bacon and
rice-pudding being,
to the best of my knowledge
neither forbidden
fruits; nor
in any way exotic vegetables
such as might
truly flavour my poetry,
garnish this
particular text
it’s only my love life
that could possibly be
considered spicy
huge flesh fetishes here
and commodification
of lust interesting to see
where it leads, this stripping
away of the rituals that
assure satisfaction
via surfeit of sensuality
to that austere conjunctive
morality and cold, soulless
pornography, rapid-fire supremacies leading to
ultimate in
orgasm, true
labour-system test
the less hint of nuance,
imaginatively the best
I have
eaten crocodile, like
eating river itself.
FREELY
FREELY
Muse
is not taking my calls
think she has blocked me
I imagine her sitting
in a cafe reading The Paris Review
drinking an aperitif
not wondering or
worried about me
in the slightest
or why it should be, despite
the myriad reasons not to
I have sacrificed my life for her
given her
love her
so much for those who
know nothing of her power
are so happily immune
to her seductive beauty
selling
her soul unashamedly
giving
herself freely.





SWALLOW
SWALLOW
you put
coins on my eyes
but I swallowed them
death
is such a
hard thing to
swallow
hard act to follow
imagine singing The Beatles’
“A Day in the Life” while
you wait for the
traffic to
stop
for all eternity
digging your own quiet
picturesque grave
but gravity forcing you
down down down
one of those
birds circling your head
not making
it summer



DISTANCE
DISTANCE
distance between our
first and
last civilizations
just a blink of an eye
who knows how many
thousands
and thousands
of years
such difference between their
long lost world
and ours so
clearly in decline
on its way out
we lacking the magic
of their wisdom, smarts
and
pure technology
ENOUGH
ENOUGH
I feel I might make it
might just have enough
so hold off on all those bandages
banging me up
in some sarcophagus
and there to leave me
at absolute ebb
just ticking over
a thousand years of sand
until my tomb is opened
by explorers from what
is now
the world’s new
great superpower
and when they wake me,
scene from your classic
Hammer horror
and despite my own
true self I do indeed
death curse them
though hardly moving
with the grace
and the fluency
of Mr Muhammad Ali
and they
having survived —
who knows what calamities
the cosmos, the planet
their own
grievous species stupidity
happened to
inflict upon them
walking into this death trap
just in order
to find me
take
a selfie with me
get to know me better
take a few crucial
vital measurements
and get
their Ph Ds.



NEW
NEW
old Ez
told me
told you
to treat each word
like a wooden block
a carved wooden block
bearing
the ideogram perfect
for this spot
but all these words in
some kind of crazy pattern
Canto after
Canto bouncing across
the page
and you in a cage
caught flirting with fascism
seduced into this madness
by Renaissance
economics
by Oriental sage
and your guard
kind of like the boy next door
nothing more American
than his
Thompson sub-
machine gun
your thumb snagging on the wire
a droplet of blood
to attest to
true causality
keep it simple, Classical,
make it new
Sent from my iPhone








WHITE DRESS
WHITE DRESS
I peel you out of your
white skin-
tight dress
as if you were a
succulent
forbidden fruit
your brown brown flesh
so supple, smooth
and taste
where I drink wild
enough to
throw me
a psychedelic trip
in you and
fused with the Universe




WARNING
WARNING
warning
I am carbon life-
form
and this poem is
about to go blinding flash
full supernova
across the page
destroying and creating
dooming at the speed of light
huge swathes of the galaxy
and all because
of another carbon
life form of my own species
but whereas the carbon
of which I am compounded
is pretty bog-standard
hers is
light-loving, light-
defining
supernova-inducing in
its beauty so, so diamondesque




