the flight time is estimated at three hundred million years
we hope you enjoy the flight
in the event of our capture by an alien civilization
please read the manual stored behind the seat in front of you detailing the entire history of exo-, astro- and xenobiology in science fiction from HG Wells to Philip K. Dick
no drama so not a whiff of suspicion that when he takes his revenge it will come from nowhere more brutal, final, than Niccolo Machiavelli ever did dream.
Fast forward me ro the edge, to the end of the Universe
so that billions of years old relativistically speaking I can immediately plunge into writing my epic that rewrites the rules, allowing for contraction of space simulraneous reversal of time.
and you with a dish full of technicolour mushrooms figured even with the blessing of Vega this is just too early in the morning for over the rainbow
but the magic in those fungi such that a tin- brained man can solve such complicated equations as any red-eyed billion terrabyte wizard locking the pod bay or monolith on the Moon