AT APPOMATTOX COURTHOUSE
proceedings were held up
because the burgers and cokes
had not arrived
then they
stopped shirts, swopped swords
slavery remained the elephant in the room
it was either kiss and makeup
or unconditional surrender
Arnold Schwartzenegger was playing General Grant
the Rock (naturally)
was playing the ghost of Stonewall Jackson
Charlie Sheen
was totally miscast as Robert E Lee
he rolled ten singles in succession
and so Vicksburg fell
and Pickett’s charge was defeated
unfortunately this doesn’t mean shit
because the Japs and the Krauts
invaded on alternate history Netflix
they promised to
have a comnerative reunion meeting
when the time felt right
slavery remained the elephant in the room
(a room
nobody bothered to, didn’t
even think to clean)
poems 2 die for 