
ASSASSINATED


SOUPER
it is the souper
souped-up cup
supermen ubermensch
teams of eleven Messis
eleven Cristiano Ronaldos
each managed
by eleven Pep
Guardiolas
no offside law, infinite
omniscient VAR
four quarters, half-
time penalty shoot-outs
everyone wins but
survival of the fittest
massive
reigns supreme
most gladiatorial of
all festivals of galactico
those about to do
do salute
load of their shoulders
now no stupid
qualifying
the algorithm determines
and (above all) relegation free
giving the people
the fans
exactly what
they have been told to want
(who says you can’t get
exactly what
we want?)
no boring overthink
of structures, formations,
systems, tactics
in fact no such thing
as tactics at all
the numbers
determine


