ELONGATED

ELONGATED

let me not
lower the tone
by cracking that
old. crude
buffoonish
cartoonish joke

you know the one
you don’t need to
retell it
   get myself into
a hole by
repeating that awful punchline

linking hereby
Elon’s glorious Martian terraforming
to the ultimate two syllables
of the oddball
sixth planet
        (you do
know it’s name
mos
   Greek god of
the Universe)

hole
wormhole
       must consult with the late
Professor Hawking
to get the 411
on the physics of this matter

things
    on the verge of
the age of Aquarius (ruled by
this 90 degree off-beam
vertical-spinner)
could not
be
   more anomalous
(and this
the ruler of
my
   rising sign as , I am
sure the reader
                  must agree. could
not be more obvious)

supposed to usher in
the brotherhood of sisterhood of
woman and man

not this
   brotherhood of billionaires
owning more money
than the
stars in the galaxy
(so to
   outdo themselves
owning
   the stars in every galaxy)

suddenly much musky
this transcendental wealth smell

but this
   is all about Mars
planet of the gung ho, most
masculine red war God

not this
      mad maverick whose
moon is Miranda
        (most moderately maleficent of
all my former
lovers)

but once
      terraformed, fully
terraformed

ripe for creating
fresh mythologies

Elton might
just figure
      it a glorious sight to see

some discarded orange
blue white wafting in the
first dawn
Martian
    breeze to inspire the
new settler inhabitants

(though doubt it will
survive
     the first
midnight hurricanes)