KANSAS GEORGE AND THE FLYING MONKEY

KANSAS GEORGE AND
THE FLYING MONKEY

Hello George
I am
also
   George

funny about that
isn’t it
    George

people might call it
a coincidence
but there
   are no
coincidences

where are
          we George?

are you the blue fairy?
are we
    both red fairies?
are we
   the munchkins
are we
     in Kansas, in Oz
somewhere in the 60s
down
     in Hait-Ashbury

carefree
    and happy
enjoying
a summer of love

now
   don’t go
wicked witch on me George
fall on that
ball all
serious

go total
flying monkey

jumping on that ball
as if it is not
all
   just a game.

HELLO GEORGE

HELLO GEORGE

hello George
are we in Lyra
is this the star Vega?

good to see
you
   we have.the same
name we
could be friends

cannot hear so well
from inside that thing
must be a
     space helmet you
are wearing

red and yellow red
and gold we
are so brightly
coloured
   this evening

and he you are
mumbling stuff about
yards and downs
and winning
    turn overs
and not being
on Vega
     but in Nevada
Las Vegas

and completely ignoring me
you have just
jumped on
the ball

EDWARD

EDWARD

if you did write those plays
how wrenching for you

to have instantly disowned them
with the final word.on the page

and what words!
what words!

  our best algorithms prove
them yours statistically
        one by one
                 the pieces are found

and
   begin to fit

together
        and suddenly, quietly
we have
our mirror

plays lost to the man
         man lost to the plays

SIX

SIX

sometimes
simplicity rules

so much practice until
instilled

    becomes
embodied in
perfect  delivery

and, talking of perfect,
in your hands
a dossier of
       perfect plays

grandmaster chess puzzles
fail to
   rival
    in their brilliant complexity

but here
      we have comedy

see epic antagonists
    convulsed with laughter

suddenly the script has the
texture of absurd theatre

longer
   than waiting for Godot
waiting for
  Super Bowl six

BLUE STAR

BLUE STAR

blue star
my blue star

keep
shining

when I am gone
keep shining

charm the sleeping world
with memories, stories

of he who
     sang such songs
for his lost
Eurydice

that
     the rocks, the trees
awoke from their slumber
to share
      the beauty of
this sadness

blue star

        my blue star

keep shining
     help me remember
before I go

why
I am here

EVENTUALLY

EVENTUALLY

We eventually
invited you
to our party

felt
we had to
      eventually

and lo
   and behold:

eventually
you came: pitched up
in the last of
your great ships, now
an
   old just bucket
barely held together
in need
   of patching

patching holes pretty much
the theme of the day
theme
    of the new
decade

hopefully into the next
century

saw you
     at the party behaving

pretty much, well almost,
like homo sapiens

was not
       always so

state of the ship such
                     a revelation
Oh

    how we partied

sight
for sore eyes.

We invited you to our party.

You came, eventually.

Truth be told, though you
may well choose not to believe us

we always

      kept your seat
at the table,
           take your right place

WON

WON

we came for the big game

met on the intersection
of Meridian and
          Equator

we sat for the battle

you
waited in awe

they remained standard
first,
      before a piece touched

they insisted on rule changes
make the game more equitable
in other words
      their game more powerful

bishops
       and knights

should be made invulnerable
echoing their
feudal
      reputation
(“especially the white squared one”:
someone chirping
       from the corner)

and then
       it had to go, whole en passant rule
as unnecessary compromising
defences

and when
     Kings castle on the back rank

strength of rook
alongside be
                  doubled from
five to
      ten

to echo their supreme
nuclear strength

we came for the game
                 whole world watching

what
    a shock it was
           the day we won

What Kyle Shanahan has to do to win a SuperBowl with the 49ers.

1. Has to come to making winning it his ultimate goal: giving up the fantasy of  being the ultimate playcalling genius. Getting his priorities straight mesns getting himself straight and psychologically balanced. You cannot say thst you wsnt to win the thing and then blow?leads and self-sabotage to ensure you don’t. Tje patterm is clear: KS must be a divided self and part oc him, the self-sabotaging part absolutely doesn’t wan’t the other half of this divided self to go and win it — for whatever reason (and therapy is wgere you go to find out what is going on, and cut a long story short, confront, negoti6arw with and integrate your shadow. This achieved, we are ready to go.

2. Ready to go: realize and in so dping transform your core philosophy about foorball: it is not an abstracf game like chess, it is all about match-ups and person-centred tactics and strategies. The Chiefs are a bad match up for the 49ers. The 49ers must become a bad match up for them. In chess every piece of the same type has the same powers. The queen is the equivalent to the quarterback. And so, a great quarterback is like the queen in a chessmatch being moved by Kasparov. But in a sense here though a Kasparov queen may make moves like Mahomes, the analogy is a bad  one for football: viewed the other way round Mahomes is liks a chess queen commanded by Kasparov, he is not like a chess queen commanded by Andy Reid or Kyle Shanahan or any heas coach you might like to consider. Mahomes is the basis of the comparison. A queen commanded by Kyle Shanahan in chess may not excite possible comparisons with any quarterback at all. Mahomes is not Andy Reid’s queen he is his own Gary Kasparov-style queen, able to pull of the exceptional. I don’t Kyle Shanahan haz realized this, he needs to do so. He sees the head coach as the Kasparov and the quarterback as just a quarterback, just a wooden piece on the board. Obviously this is a huge exaggeration, but there is some truth in this. Sadly, the truth is at a deep level. You can’t view a foitball field a chess board because of the human factor and all sorts of important factors and contexts. Every player in a particular position is different with different strengths and weaknesses — which have to be factored in amf takem account of. To say that there is so much time left and the odds are stacked against any quarterback making them to win ths game only makes sense when tgibkinv of the average, where you are not facing someone like Mahomes who can score points at willl when it is absolutely essential to do so. And this is something that is empirically proven: he has done it to the 49ers on a regular basis, if this is known and it is, by everybody, if should be factored in. Lastly, to point of the obvious, there is no overtime in chess. Imagine playing in a chess tournamemt when you move a pawn forward two squares from the second rank moving one of their pawns  that is level and adjacenf to yours after this move  (on their fifth rank, adjacent file) taking yours off the board and  positioning their piece on your third rank ( theit sixth ) right behind the piece they removed and you squeal out “what the Hell waa that?” only for the opponent and officials to realize you have no idea abput the existence of en passant. And some of the players in the roon laughimg incredulously when they suss out what is going on. Just like the Chiefs players werw laughing at the Niners when they realized they had no idea about the recent change in the playoff overtime rules.

This brings me to 3. Preparation and preparedness. These were shown to be horribly lacking and why would be surprised to find that this mess up translated into a surefire defeat. On the Grant Cohn You Tube Video feature his co-host, the Coach, said it beautifully: the fact that players and staff on the Niners side had no idea what was actually going on, rendered them “dead men walking”. Wickedly, in dawned on the two of them that a situation might have emerged in overtime whete the Niners believed that they had won the game and started celebrating crazily, only to be reminded of the rules and that a Niner victory  was not the case: leaving the millions watching confused and astonished, and creating an incident so deeply embarrassing for everybody connected with the franchise that it might never ever have been lived down.

What needs to be done is to work on plays that don’t just look good on paper, are like sweet chess moves making perfect mathematical sense, but work to defeat specific styles of play connected with specific opponents, more specifically those that have our number, and more specifically of all: Mahomes, Reid and the Kansas City Chiefs. We should devise tactics and strategies designed with them in mimd. It is pretty nuch receivec opinion thaf one of tge greatest tactical and strategic military victories in the whole of history happening very much against the odds, was achieved by Hannibsl against a much larger Roman army, which he was able to encircle and destroy. But he was able to do this because to him the Romans were an open book, they had conquered nuch of the world via their military strengths, but now Hannibal realized he had to risk everything to have any hopr of victory, let alome annihilating their entire army, and he would dupe them into   a trap by using their strengths against them in a kind of jujitsu. He new stolid conservative tactics would have been disastrous: as disastrous for Carthage as they have been for the Niners in two Super Bowls and a number of Conference title games.

When you think about it carefully it seems cobtrary to the whole idea of an offensibe gameplan and offensive mindedness to go conservative. Conservatism can easily be the opposite of effective and thought- through. What we need for and from Kyle Shanahan is for him to become more not less innovative and offensive genius minded as the games get more important, the key moments emerge in these games and the stakes get higher. The truth of the Niners critical  losses at the highest level are both that they failed to stop the other teams from scoring and they stopped scoring themselves. It’s the great adage that defence wins championships, but maybe not so easily when offences find themselves in a hole unable to put points on the board.