WHAT TO DO WITH A DRUNKEN
NATION SHANTY (EARLY
IN THE MORNING)?
Oh America!
America!
after those Lego
diss videos
(while we are about
it give that what
to do with
a drunken Hegseth
one a
frigging Oscar)
you are going to
need
to come up
with something
truly blockbuster, titanic,
brilliantly epic
find your
new Lincoln, Roosevelt, Walt
Whitman, Henry
James, William Faulkner,
Kennedy,
Stanley Kubrick, Scott Fitzgerald,
Sylvia Plath George Carlin
to put
forward your
counter argument, redress
the balance
stop the entire world
killing
themselves with laughter
upping your smarts
to compete
with such
outrageous wit, pure
satirical talent
grow such artistic,
intellectual, literary,
political luminaries —
which
makes it a pity you
slashed education, downgraded
critical intelligence,
stripped your
universities to purchase
another trillion
dollars worth
of essential weapons
rather
plant for a future
a different path
entirely
that one
you always refused
to take
now your
only survival