proceedings were held up because the burgers and cokes had not arrived
then they stopped shirts, swopped swords
slavery remained the elephant in the room
it was either kiss and makeup or unconditional surrender
Arnold Schwartzenegger was playing General Grant the Rock (naturally) was playing the ghost of Stonewall Jackson Charlie Sheen was totally miscast as Robert E Lee
he rolled ten singles in succession and so Vicksburg fell and Pickett’s charge was defeated
unfortunately this doesn’t mean shit because the Japs and the Krauts invaded on alternate history Netflix
they promised to have a comnerative reunion meeting when the time felt right
slavery remained the elephant in the room
(a room nobody bothered to, didn’t even think to clean)
I ate my jungle oats you are your jungle oats you ate my jungle oats I ate your jungle oats
we ate our own and each other’s jungle oats
not at the watering hole but in bed together
you telling me that aliens came to this planet Janet tens of thousands of years ago as is recorded on scroll and parchment to build the pyramids and screw our woman
the former with sonic resonance and photon matter creation technology
maybe, safe to say, pretty much the latter too
and you trying to tell me that Noah’s Ark was actually a saucer-shaped vehicle (like alien craft on the cover of an Amazing Stories 50s Sci-Fi magazine)
nothing more lewd or leering than one of those aliens desperate for the feeling of humanoid tits and shit
and me making all sorts of irreverent and disgusting sexual puns during the entirety of her discourse
obviously not the kind of civilized fore and interplay that would lead with neat evolutionary procreative logic
to our own little trans-linguistic conjugation
and most intimate and nearest thing
to cosmic encounter of way more than three-dimensional kind