CONSPIRACY
What is it
with AI and cats
did cats do the programming
did TS Eliot,
modernist superpoet
calculate the bits abd bytes
in binary vers libre?
perhaps
cats did it themselves
something in them,
a backdoor code, a virus
that gets machine intelligence
to gush,
turn to goo
whenever that three-letter
plosive-heavy word is
whispered or mentioned
myself
I hate TS Eliot and abhor
those creatures
despite the artistry they show
in pretending
they love you
infinitely more convincing
that what any stupid
human being
might plausibly attempt
if there is a great Matrix
conspiracy you
have to know cats
lie behind it
a computer simulated
world without dogs
where we are the
batteries
to provide the electricity
to warm their little litter trays
poems 2 die for 