CHOCOLATE INDEED
I took
the Emperor to task
over why
there were
no sprinkles
on my ice cream
seemed to me
an example of misrule,
abject discrimination
with which
he did not concur
adding insult
to injury, fuel
to the fire
with a brush
of his hand
simply
waving
me away
insisting
that I redirect
my complaints, to
the author
of this oversight, a
certain Mr Stevens
legal expert, insurance
executive
somewhere
in New England
and so
I looked for him
in Boston, and
Providence Rhode Island,
all over Connecticut, Delaware
and Maine
not coming up trumps
getting horribly misled
at every juncture,
between
stanzas
by host upon
host of
impenetrable clues, most
cryptic of metaphors, obscure
intellectual
references
philosophical conundrums
and impossible
spiritual quandries
all of
which I loved
left me
begging for more
and with this
his answer to
my sudden
supreme question
wondering whether
if you sliced
ripple in half
(be it
with scalpel, scimitar,
or ceremonial longsword)
would it indeed
bleed raspberry
and
with rum and raisen or
blueberry, strawberries
and cream,
rocky road
tutti frutti
and indeed chocolate
would the same fate befall?
same fate befall
and indeed chocolate
same
fate befall
chocolate indeed!